This movie wasn’t exactly what I thought it was going to be. When I ordered this up I was expecting some sort of Prisonsploitation movie along the lines of something with Pam Grier in it where chicks do it with each other and the guards do it with the inmates and all of that bu,t that wasn’t what really happened here. Sure, there’s boobs and full frontal nudity (and one agonizing torture scene I didn’t include involving electrodes and a HOO HAW), but this was more of a plot driven movie (I KNOW!!) about a heist that included some naked women in jail. Anyway – let’s fire up one of those left handed cigarettes and see what we’ve got.
In a harbor somewhere in Mexico (I believe) ~
~ some masked “Chinamen” show up, shoot a guy on his own boat and steal off with a box of diamonds!!
They make their getaway to the beach!!
But one of them double crosses the others and commits…………. MURDER!!!!!
Back at HQ, the murderous Chinaman’s comely lady awaits him….
But she double crosses him and commits…… MURDER!!!! (See how Chinese he is?) Feeling guilty, she calls the policia and turns herself in…
Elsewhere…. at a hotel…..
…. this man checks in…. do we care why???
NO!!! Because we’re just here for this:
and prison chicks sleeping fully naked on their cots without blankets!!
Because that’s what chicks in prison do!!!
“Do you want to make it with me??” Someone asks!!
“But of course!!!” Someone replies!!
For the one person that’s here for plot: the brunette directly above was married to the dude who owned the cashbox full of diamonds. Her lover on the side was “the Chinaman” and they murdered him for the jewels. She turned herself in and the warden sent in Blondie to seduce her to get her to blab on where the diamonds were hidden. She never told, despite a graphic torture so she convinces her cell mates to kill Blondie – depicted below.
Since Blondie was the warden’s lover, now he needs a new one:
But she’s got other things on her mind!!! ESCAPE!!!
At gunpoint, she lures the warden out into the streets. Where the partner of the guy at the hotel awaits!! He kills the warden!!! He wants those god damned diamonds!!!
Back at the HQ I mentioned above, she kills the guy who killed the warden!!! Double crossed!!! To end the movie she steals off with the guy from the hotel and it was all a big insurance scam.
FINAL ANALYSIS: Is this going to get everyone in the mood for a good rogering? Probably not, but there is one scene in the middle of the movie that will probably get everything steamy. Other than that, it’s more of an episode of CSI. With boobs and beaver.